Thursday, October 8, 2015

RBNY vs Impact : Victoire!

We suffered but, in the end, it was three more points to the good as the New York Red Bulls defeated the Montreal Impact 2-1. Another step forward in our "Supporter's Shield" campaign (we're the favourites at this point) and only one point, in our final three games, needed to win the East.

It wasn't simple, as Montreal has come alive after the acquisition of Didier Drogba, but the Red Bulls managed to take the lead through a Sacha Klejstan penalty (after Montreal's Ambroise Oyongo handled in the box). Oyongo was shown red on the play and the Red Bulls found themselves up 1-nil, with a man advantage. Sacha Klejstan would then have another penalty saved but Mr. Lloyd Sam scored what would become the game-winner in the 39th minute.

RBNY then missed several chances in the second half and Didier Drogba pulled one back in the 68th. It was a nervy final 25 (or so) minutes but the Taurine Lads would, at the end of the day, know the sweet taste of three points. Next up: Toronto on Wednesday. The Canucks will be without Giovinco and, possibly, Altidore and Bradley (all due to National Team commitments). There's no reason why the Red Bulls shouldn't... Yeah, I better stop right there.

A bit of a downer at the end, as Sacha Klejstan got into it with new man Gonzalo Veron. Hopefully this one blows over quickly (like the Dax/Ouimette thing did) as Veron will be an important piece of what will be a record-breaking 2016 season.

Please click on the top video for the usual drunken comments/predictions. Please click here for a most awesome set of pics from the great Matt Kremkau (slide show here) which includes the best photo yet (imho) of The Cathedral of Football in all her glory.

I got there very late (and I wasn't alone) due to my son's High School team having an away game down in Lawrenceville. But it was another great time at a (half full) Cathedral of Footbal (Red Bull Arena, built by Makita). One more home game left (Sunday, October 18th at 3pm), so I hope every RBNY fan in the tri-state areal will be able to make it.

Let's 'av it you Red Bulls! Git Stuck In LadS


Monday, October 5, 2015

RBNY vs Crew : Champagne Football (and Taurine Dreams)

Another massive, massive fixture and another massive, massive RBNY victory against the visiting Columbus Crew. Three points to "Los Taurinos" and that much closer to another Supporter's Shield title (and the MLS Cup home-field advantage that comes with that honour).

And victory was the only acceptable result, with Metro/RBNY Legend Mike Petke making his emotional return to The Cathedral of Football. With an ad-hoc backline (with both Matt Miazga and Kemar Lawrence out of this one) this was easier said than done.

In the 9th minute, the Red Bulls conceded the cheapest goal that I can remember, with a ball that was about to drop into Luis Robles' hands being headed into the goal by Damien Perrinelle. But the reply was swift, with Lloyd Sam sticking in a 12th minute equalizer (after a great effort by Mike Grella). Bradley Wright-Phillips would score the game winner in the 21st and it was three points to the good.

Although there were long stretches of beautiful, Champagne Football (or Arsenal-like football, as I like to say) by our boys, there were also lots of turnovers in this one. But, at the end of the day, the job of containing the League's leading scorer was accomplished. To be honest witcha, anytime you can do that is a good day at the office.

Click on the video, at the top, for the usual drunken comments/predictions.

We're (Taurine) dreaming of "The Shield" mates! Two games coming up against mid-table teams and another two against bottom-feeders. There's no reason... Ok, well, I'm not gonna go there and Jinx it. If "The Shield" isn't in the cards this season, I do like our "getting out of the East" chances, as the Chicago Fire won't make the playoffs this year and Houston is now in the West ;).

But one game at a time and the next one is home, against Le Impact, this coming Wednesday. Let's 'av it you Red Bulls.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

RBNY vs Chicago Fire : Doused!

Wot a match mates! A massive, massive RBNY comeback win, after being 2-nil in-the-hole early, and a massive 3 points towards our Supporter's Shield challenge. The massive belief & resilience of "Jesse Marsch's Red Army" was on full display today

A soft penalty, then a David Accam ankle breaking goal run, and it seemed like the Red Bulls were well underway to losing to the worst team in the League. But giving up is something this team doesn't do well this season.

"El Mago" Grella with another Golazo!

In the 28th minute, a magic trough-ball from Sacha and BWP cut the deficit in half. Ten minutes later, Mike "El Mago" Grella continued his magic season with another golazo and it was even at 2 all.

The Red Bulls would score the third of their unanswered goals through a Sacha Klejstan penalty in the 71st (after Mr. Lloyd Sam was taken down in the box) and it was, once again, three points to the good.

I'll take the victory but the Red Bulls have to do a better job of defending against teams with lots of counterattacking speed. BWP and Grella showed their Goal scoring powers and Sacha showed the quality we know he has. Also, it was yet another great performance by Dax McCarty (who had a hand in two of our goals).

Shout-outs to Matt Miazga for another stellar performance (he really needs to be signed to a Young DP contract ASAP), Mr. Lloyd Sam (who joined the RBNY 20/20 club) and Felipe for this.


Please click on the top video for the usual drunken comments and predictions. Please click here for Matt Kremkau's great photos from this one (slide show here). Also, why not order a print or a t-shirt of the above image (from the great Bryan Kremkau)?

Another great time w/the Lads, who never gave up hope in this one. Never in doubt! ;) Now comes a massive mid-week test at that House of Horrors up in Chowdah Land. Let's 'av it again you Red Bulls! Hoping that Wednesday night will see us Marsching on again. Get In Lads!!!


Monday, August 31, 2015

RBNY vs DCU : Gored!

What can one say about this decisive 3-0 victory? It was just total domination and a total dismantling of the purported best team in the Eastern conference. I mean, really. DCU has been doing it with smoke and mirrors for a while know and it's as if they've been really, truly found out.

An opening goal from Mr. Lloyd Sam and a brace from BWP would (see his first golazo right below this paragraph) see us keep the 3 points at home, as well as the Atlantic Cup, but this really should have been an insane scoreline (like 5, 6, 7, 8 - Nil). I kid you not, the ease in which the Red Bulls recovered balls and slice through the DCU defense was unbelievable. That said, it was a monster performance from DCU keeper Hamid that kept this one from getting near "Mercy Rule" territory.

Goal of The Year mates!

We were left stunned after Bradley Wright-Phillips' super golazo

With this victory, the Red Bulls have shown that they might have the best team in the East AND that they're the "Gold Standard" in the East (not to mention that they're in the top spot in the latest MLS Power Rankings). Let's just keep taking care of business in the East and let's hope the best in the West get taken out in playoffs.

Please see the above video for part I of our usual drunken comments and predictions. Please click here for part II. Please click here for the usual fantastic photo album from the great Matt Kremkau (slide show here).

It was another great time. The tailgate, the south ward w/the massive support and our boys looking like a better version of Arsenal on the pitch (actual goals, not own goals ;) ). This is how it should be every single time at home.

Nest up is the Fire at home and another classic 6 pointer. We can only hope that all lessons have been learned after that mid-week collapse just outside the Windy City. Our team has to start picking up full points against crap teams if we're to have any chance at The Shield. Let's get it done RBNY!!!


Tuesday, August 11, 2015


It's a Season Sweep mates! The third installment of this Derby has is now in the annals of history and it's the Red team that's King of New York. Two very nice goals, by BWP and Felipe, and it's 2-Nil to the RBNY. A very nice defensive effort, and two expensive NYCFC DPs that did absolutely nothing, ensured all three points to the good.

A great early defensive effort by Luis Robles, then about 80 minutes of (mostly) RBNY dominance to close this one out. Two very nice goals(from BWP and Felipe) and a monster nutmeg by Grellinho (plus the first few minutes of action from our newest DP) were enough to send the Red Supporters (including Red Rachel) home happy.

The broomsticks were out, the Tifo battle was not even close, and it was "wait til next year" time for Man City-Lite. This was definitely a tale of two franchises headed in different directions with the new philosophical stance at Taurine Management furthering its case. The Blue coach better sort it out in the off-season as his DP Legends will be another year older. Please click on the video above for some half-time and full-time comments. Please click here for a most excellent photo album from the great Matt Kremkau (slide show here).

A fantastic time again in a South Ward that was absolutely inspired. An incident before the match, where some NYCFC hooligan-inspired ruffians came looking to pick a fight with members of the Garden State Ultras, was the only blemish to this festive day. Well, that and someone in the NYCFC Supporter's section once again throwing a flare on the field.

Maybe these guys will just keep doing "as they want" until their whole ticket allotment is taken away (and then call for concession boycotts that won't actually pan out). Which won't be a good thing, as it will force NYCFC Supporters into buying seats in other sections of the stadium. I had two such gentlemen standing next to me (incognito - wearing USMNT jerseys but mucking about w/NYCFC lock-screened Iphones), and I'm in a Supporter's Section (as in, that's a big no-no).

But that's neither here nor there, as we have a home fixture vs TFC to contemplate. I hope to see you all @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper is outtahere!

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

RBNY vs NYCFC : Can We Play You Every Week?

Man, NYCFC suck! And that's alright by me, as the mighty New York Red Bulls took first blood in the inaugural "Hudson River Derby". And that's despite playing a man down for two thirds of the game.

The atmosphere was electric, with Red Bulls fans covering The Cathedral of Football in red and bringing the noise throughout the match. Bradley Wright-Phillips got us going in the 4th minute and it was, mostly, all RBNY from that point. Miazga got his 2nd yellow mid-way through the first half but Mr. Marsch had prepared the team well for, at some point, having to play down a man.

In a way, the Taurine Lads seemed to play better with 10. Our boys sealed the victory when in the 52nd minute BWP struck for his 2nd of the game. It was a fantastic team goal and, to be honest witcha, almost Arsenal-like in execution. BWP should have had his hat-trick in the 66th but NYCFC keeper Saunders came up big, saving his shambolic back-line from further disgrace. Man City-Lite pulled one back late in the game, which made for a nervy finish, but the home team had this all the way.

A statement victory by the mighty Red Bulls that left everyone associated with NYCFC searching for answers. David Villa's "we've hit rock bottom" comment was especially sweet to read. The icing on the cake to what's turning out to be a nightmare season for NYCFC is that Mix Diskerud is sucking it up big time. At the end of the day, all is as it should be.

Please click on the top video for the usual drunken comments/predictions/reaction. You can click here for Matt Kremkau's fantastic pictures from this one (slide show here).

Photo courtesy of Matt Kremkau

What a fantastic time this one was and I'm already looking forward to the away leg @The House That Jeter Built. The Supporter's Sections were in top form. The great tifos and the non-stop support no doubt served as much inspiration for our boys to dig deep and achieve victory. And the twist and shout break was especially epic.

That's it for me! Hope to see you all soon @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). And, remember: This Is An Energy Drink! Ha, ha!

The big viper is outta here!


Thursday, April 30, 2015

RBNY vs Rapids : Fitness and Commitment

We had plenty of both but just couldn't finish clinically to take all three points. It's very disappointing to not get full points @The Cathedral of Football, especially when the opponent was very lackluster. Still, this 1-1 draw gives us another valuable point and preserves our unbeaten start to the season.

Bradley Wright-Phillips should have had a hat-trick, Felipe missed a sitter (he just had to pass it into the goal) and Sacha had this spectacular effort clang off the top corner of the goal. Still, it very well could have gone the other way.

Colorado had at least three breakaways, one of which might have led to Perinelle seeing red. One of their close range efforts was stopped by Robles and then stopped by his right post. Our defense must have been a bit gassed from Sunday's game and Rocket Roy Miller (making his first start after an injury layoff) didn't look like he quite fit into Mr. Marsch's "This is an Energy Drink" system.

Still, the high-pressure, dynamic football was in full effect, again. The Red Bulls had just under 70% of the possession (with even more in the first half) in this one and had several "sitters" to put this one away. Just lacking that little bit of clinical finishing and that understanding between the attacking players (that was there last year with the TH14 led offense). But it's going to come, I know it. But never mind all that! We're unbeaten in six. Playoffs, here we come! Photo courtesy of Matt Kremkau

Please click on the top video for the usual pre-match and half-time drunken comments and predictions. Please click here for full time comments.

A massive away fixture coming up this Saturday up at The Revs and then the first of many games to come against Man City-Lite. I hope to see you all soon @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). Get Stuck In Boys!


Tuesday, April 28, 2015

RBNY vs Galaxy : Still Marsching On

The unbeaten streak continues! The Red Bulls came back from being 1-nil down very early in this one to pulling off a very lucky 1-1 draw against the defending MLS Champion. A fortunate deflection (off Felipe's face) into the goal and the "Invincible" streak continues. The Galaxy had one chance early and they took it. After that (and before that as well) it was all RBNY.

Bradley Wright-Phillips should have done better with a point blank shot about 5 minutes after the LA goal. Anywhere but straight at the keeper would have seen us level early in this one. Still the Jesse Marsch instituted "Energy Drink" offense/defense was on full display. The Red Bulls pressed the crap out of LA, which led to many, many balls just kicked anywhere by the team from the left coast. Such turn-over led to the Taurine Lads having much of the possession and attacking quickly and frequently. Say it with me: Dynamic, Uptempo football!

A frustrating draw, as LA had only one good chance in this one. Still, might have been the best game the Red Bulls have played so far. What's that you say? We were very lucky and it's not like we won? True, but the team passed the ball around with Arsenal-like precision and the good teams make their own luck. If only there had been just a bit more precision in front of the LA goal, it would have been 3 points to the good and not just 1.

The "Taxi" man is turning into a monster at left back. The Miazga/Perrinelle Center Back tandem might be the best in MLS right now. The Three-Headed Monster of Sacha, Dax & Felipe continues to dominate and progress. Just a bit more of a spark up front is what we need, as BWP seems a bit too isolated without a certain legendary Frenchman by his side. We sort that out and we're off to MLS Cup! But that's getting a bit ahead of ourselves. We've got Colorado mid-week at home, so we Marsch On Lads!

Please click on the video on top for all the usual drunken comments/predictions/analysis. Please click here for a great photo album, courtesy of Matt Kremkau (slide show here).

Another great drunken time with the Lads in the South Ward. The Red Bulls honored the greatest player to ever play here (yeah, sorry Thierry) and I got to take a picture with him (and my kid). Thanks Red Bull!

That's it for me! I hope to see you all this Wednesday, April 29th @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper saying Au Revoir, for now!


Sunday, April 19, 2015

RBNY vs Quakes : Marsch-ing On!

Another victory @The Cathedral of Football and still undefeated! Say it with me: This Is An Energy Drink!!! The High-Energy offense that Jesse Marsch has implemented has this "no-name bunch" flying. The DCU scum tied their game on Saturday, so the mighty New York Red Bulls are Top of The East mates - and with a game in hand.

A first half Red Bulls onslaught, that led to goals from Sacha Klejstan and Mike Grella, sealed the #DosACero against the Quakes. In reality though, the Taurine Bunch should have had 4, 5, 6 even. Sacha with the opening goal, but still not as sharp as a player of his pedigree should be. But, you know it's coming. Once he's actually "on his level", the Red Bulls are going to be really hard to beat.

Another solid-as-a-rock performance from our backline/defensive mids, with Matt Miazga being the stand-out. Mr. Lloyd Sam with another DP-like performance. Unfortunately, he had to come off late in the game, with a bit of a knock, and might be out for a spell.

Two more home games coming up, next Sunday and then the Wednesday after, against LA and Colorado (respectively). Mr. Marsch continues to put his stamp on the style of this team and the commitment that all our guys have shown is staggering. It seems that the days of booting it up-field an hoping for a moment of Thierry Henry/BWP brilliance are long gone. And that's alright by me.

Some actual futbol is being played nowadays @The Cathedral of Football. And the thing is, this team is not firing on all cylinders yet. The prevailing thought in the RBNY locker room is: "we know we can be better". Yeah - you know it's coming.

As the great You Suck Corrales stated after this massive victory: "First time in 19 plus years that I felt like every player we put out is fit, committed and competent". I mean, what more is there to say?

Another fantastic time w/the Lads in the Supporter's sections. A 7pm weekday start meant a light turn out by game time, but the @Cathedral of Football filled in quite nicely as the match went on. And The South Ward really brought it, with non-stop loud support throughout.

Please click on the video to for the usual drunken comments, predictions and goal celebrations. You can click here for half-time and full time comments. Please click here for some great photos, courtesy of Matt Kremkau (slide show here). A bunch of photos here from the RBNY fb page.

I'll beg Mr. Marsch to continue proving everyone wrong (including myself). Long Live Mike Petke but I, for one, am "All-In" with what's happening here. Jesse Marsch's Red Army!!!

^ That man, on A Long Term! - Photo courtesy of Matt Kremkau


Monday, March 23, 2015

RBNY vs DCU : Jesse Marsch's Red Army!

And we're back were we belong! Supporting the New York Red Bulls @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). A massive, dominant performance, in the 2015 Season home opener (against the most hated of rivals) and it's our first victory of the season.

Goals from (who else) Bradley Wright-Phillips and Mr. Lloyd Sam, on either side of the half, ensured that it was three points to the good. The Scum from DC couldn't even score a gift of a penalty awarded to them at the death. But the best part: our team looked pretty damn good. And, look Ma : No Superstars at all!

Even with a makeshift backline (due to injuries), the Red Bulls looked composed, played dynamic up-tempo football, rarely lost their shape and pressed their opponents hard. They're really buying into Jesse Marsch's "This Is An Energy Drink" philosophy of dictating the game from the get-go.

Dax McCarty was a monster in midfield. Absolutely my Man of The Match (with all due respect to the actual MoTM winner Bradley Wright-Phillips), Captain Dax was massive. As important, Lawrence, Miazga, Perrinelle and Duvall looked solid at the back. Yes, even Miazga looked solid at the back.

Felipe also showed flashes of the fight we got from Eric Alexander (broke up the play and started the counter that led to our 2nd goal) as well as the creativity that he can bring to this "Side". On the other side of the coin, our big signing from this off-season was not so good. Seriously, Sacha Klejstan, you need to do better mate!

Please see the video on top for drunken pre-match and half-time comments/predictions. Please click here for full-time comments. You can click here for great album from photographer extraordinaire Matt Kremkau (slide show here)

A great time with the Lads in 133. There were 12 minutes of protest, from the section to our left, and then the Support went on as usual.

This win was another great step to putting a most trying off-season behind us. As the team has, I've bought-in. I'm in Jesse Marsch's Red Army now. Long Live Mike Petke but he's not here anymore. Time to move on and support the team. Get Stuck In Lads!


Monday, March 9, 2015

SKC vs RBNY : Starting Off With Abang

And we're back! The New York Red Bulls started their latest quest for that elusive MLS Cup with Abang (on the bench) and a massive point on the road, thanks to a 1-1 draw @Sporting KC.

A quite evenly matched game it was until the 50th minute when KC's Benny Feilhaber crossed to a wide open Ike Opara, who headed the ball past a hapless Luis Robles. Time for the Red Bulls new Center Back tandem to work on not getting caught so much out of position. The Red Bulls weren't down for very long, as the Lloyd Sam took it upon himself to curl in a wonder-equalizer just 4 minutes later.

The Red Bulls then found themselves with a bit of on-the-road luck. Dominc Dwyer, no doubt thinking about the party at his house after this one, missed a couple of sitters (one in the 59th minute is very difficult to believe - see the extended highlights above). The good guys then found themselves a man up, as Matt Besler was shown his 2nd yellow after a challenge on BWP. Alas, the Taurine Bunch could not take advantage of numerical superiority on the field and had to settle for a road point. I'll take it!

Please see the top of this post for our first drunken video of the season (with a special appearance by Seeing Red NY's Mark Fishkin).

A fantastic day out with the Lads (pictured above celebrating Mr. Lloyd Sam's golazo), fist at Catas then at the STH viewing party @The Cathedral of Football. Next weekend we're off and then it's DCU for the home opener on March 22nd. We're back! Let's 'ave it Lads and C'mon You Red Bulls!

The big viper is outta here!


Sunday, March 8, 2015

Once More, Unto the Breach

Let the games begin!
Photo: Matt Kremkau
That's right, dear friends, we have arrived at First Kick: 2015. By any reasonable measure, RBNY had a successful, if ultimately unsatisfying 2014 season. A tough loss at New England, where the Red Bulls were without the services of striker extraordinaire Bradley Wright Phillips due to yellow cards, prevented the team's second ever MLS Cup appearance. But making it to the Eastern Conference final was a great accomplishment that had the added bonus of a great loss/win in DC that knocked out the Scum out of the playoffs.

But that was last year and an almost entirely different team. As we all know, Ali "Boumaye" Curtis and his BFF Jesse Marsch are now in control, having unceremoniously ousted fan favorite Coach Mike Petke. On the pitch, RBNY fans won't see EZ Does IT, Ambroise "I Was Never Under Contract" Oyongo, Jamison Olave, Ibrahim Sekagya, and other familiar faces.

Looking past the Petke-related ire for Curtis, fans will see that he has done a pretty respectable job bringing in new faces. Sacha Kljestan, Felipe Martins, Ronald Zubar, Mike Grella, Sal Zizzo and Leo Stolz are a few of the additions who we all hope will prove even the most intransigent naysayer wrong and get the team into the final this year.

So with all these changes, what does the Viper's Nest Expect, Fear and Hope? Great question, and it's how we're kicking off the blog this season.

EXPECTATIONS--What should happen this year?

The Big Viper: "I expect RBNY to make the playoffs.  I don't think that's too much to ask for as 6 teams from each conference make the playoffs.  Henry is gone, yes, but we still have last season's Golden Boot Winner.  Also, the midfield has (theoretically) gotten way more creative w/the additions of Sacha, Felipe and (Hermann Trophy Winner) Leo Stolz.  You add Lloyd Sam and Peguy to that lot and there will surely be many scoring opportunities for BWP and whoever his strike partner/s may be.  A wise addition to our DP roster over the Summer will go a long way to ensuring another Playoff appearance for our team."

Matt Conroy, aka Who Shot Sam: "I expect that we will add a DP over the summer. It's nice to think we could win on the cheap but I think they will realize by June that more talent is needed, especially up front. If Wright Phillips gets injured or suspended the replacements don't look too great - Abang, Grella. Maybe they've been looking for a player and just haven't found him yet but we're paper thin at forward."

Tom Faust: "I expect the team will actually deliver on Curtis and Marsch's promise of playing uptempo soccer.  We've all heard this before, but I think we've seen glimpses in the preseason and the boys seem to be aligned and committed to the vision. RBNY seems to have the horses, now it's time to run."

FEARS--What's a worst-case scenario?

Viper: "I fear the Red Bull Powers That Be will fire Mr. Marsch if he doesn't have immediate success.  We'll then be subject to another blowing up of our team and the Cup failure will continue.  I've liked the moves that have been made which so far.  The intent is there to transform this team from a very direct style, with (mostly) no creativity in the middle (dating back to the Juan Carlos Osorio days) to a team where the creative options are plentiful.  Will RB management let this play out or will Marsch be shown the door faster than the 1 1/2 years that Bruce Arena lasted here?  That remains to be seen.

Matt: "I fear that we will get off to a poor start and the season will devolve into a lot of infighting between fans and the front office. We start on the road again, and our first home match is a big rivalry game. How will people react if we start 0-3 or 0-4? Not too well, I fear. It could make the Town Hall look like a child's tea party." Editor's note: That's crazy. How can you think such a thing would happen?

Tom: "That MCFCNYCFC dominates us and excels in their debut season. Look, I know that I should be focused on what might go wrong at RBNY, but after all the smack talk over 2+ years and RBNY's flailings for 20, what happens up in the Boogie Down this year will directly reflect on the Red Bulls' success. As much as it pains me to say so, I can see a scenario where we don't fill RB Arena for MCFCNYCFC and then they beat us at home. Twice. On top of that, if MC Light is atop the East and, god forbid, makes a run at the cup, Red Bull Nation would implode. "

HOPES--Where do you hope Red Bull beats the odds this season?

Viper: "I hope RBNY wins the US Open Cup.  Why not?  If Mr. Marsch meant what he said on the Seeing Red NY Podcast (about taking the Open Cup seriously) and what the taste of such Cup success can do to a player's desire for greater Glory, there is no reason we can't field our starting 11 for every USOC game all the way to the Final.  MLS Cup be dammed, these guys should be gunning for USOC Glory this year."

Matt: "I hope that the back line holds together. Curtis and Marsch are relying on a lot of journeymen to get it done - guys like Zubar and Perrinelle who are basically cast-offs from Ligue 1. Maybe they'll get the job done and cut down on our tendency to surrender penalties and commit defensive brain farts at inopportune moments. Still, defense is a major question mark."

Tom: "I hope to Zeus that Felipe Martins shows 75% of the brilliance in his highlight reel on the pitch. Then I can stop moaning about the lack of vertical passing, and won't have to listen to Big Viper whine about our need for a creative #10. To see the team taking passes in stride and running onto through balls, rather than playing with their backs to the goal and allowing the opposing team to set up a strong defense, would be a dream come true."

So, there you have it. Now it's time to break some Sporks in half! COME ON YOU RED BULLS!!!