Tuesday, May 21, 2013

RBNY vs LA Galaxy: TimmyGol!!!

A month after being called out by master muppet Taylor Twellman on not being worth an MLS DP slot, Tim Cahill did it again and scored yet another game-winner for the Red Bulls in a 1-0 victory over the visiting LA Galaxy. Big time play from both Luis Robles and Jamison Olave kept the Red Bulls in this one and Cahill's 91st minute strike was enough to earn RBNY all three points. It was Cahill's 4th goal in 5 games, and his 3rd game winner. His heroics will keep the mighty NY Red Bulls top of the East for another week. Let's hope there is much more of that to come.

A massive victory that has some pundits suggesting that this Red Bulls team is for real. That remains to be seen but I'll take the three points right now and hope we can be in a good position for an MLS Cup run by the end of the regular season.

With the massive, massive news that came out today about New York City FC, MLS' 20th franchise, starting play in 2015, and what that might mean for the Red Bulls, I'm going to leave it at that.

Please check out the video top for drunken comments/predictions. Please click here for a great photo album, courtesy of Matt Kremkau (slide show here).

Hope to see you all this coming Sunday @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper is outtahere!
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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Red Bulls Put Four-Game Winning Streak on the Line in Foxboro

Turn Back! Danger Ahead!
Foxboro. It's a place that can strike fear in the heart of any Red Bulls/Metrostars fan. And not just because it's in the god-forsaken middle of nowhere. No, it's more about the New York MLS soccer franchise's remarkable ability to throw points away on the fake turf of Gillette Stadium - a place where they have not won a game since (gasp) 2002! There's last year's ignominious draw, when RBNY was so tantalizingly close to getting the full three points. There's the 2010 game, which featured an own goal for the ages by Tim Ream. There's the 2009 game, probably the nadir of a totally miserable season, when Tim Cahill's good buddy Taylor Twellman notched his 100th MLS goal, the Red Bulls got shelled 4-0, and the traveling fans got pepper sprayed for the privilege of watching the whole ugly thing unfold.

So why should we expect the Red Bulls to sustain their four-game winning streak this Saturday in New England? Short answer - we shouldn't. The Revs are pretty awful, and their main DP player Jerry Bengtson has been flat out terrible so far this year, but they did almost get a point off of RSL last weekend before throwing it away at the end, and Bengtson is bound to get off the schneid eventually. Why not against the Red Bulls, who have a habit of making pretty awful teams look decent? Then, of course, there is the fact that New York may well be without Thierry Henry, who has never suited up for a game on the field turf in Foxboro since arriving in MLS.

Add to all of this the fact that despite their good run of form RBNY are not really playing that well right now, a point driven home by Mike Petke during his MSG halftime interview on Wednesday, and you have a recipe for further disappointment. If Henry can't make the bus, we'll probably see Fabian Espindola paired up top with Tim Cahill, since Peguy Luyindula also has some mystery injury. (Are Frenchmen allergic to fake grass?) Luis Robles made a horrible gaffe - again - to make things interesting against Montreal on Wednesday. We can only hope that he's learned lessons from his recent mistakes and can become more consistent, because he has shown good shot stopping ability.

Petke changed things up a bit for the Wednesday game, with Roy Miller on the bench and Heath Pearce in the lineup, while Kosuke Kimura started on the right of defense in place of Brandon Barklage. We shouldn't be surprised to see both Barklage and Miller back in the starting XI on Saturday. Pearce, meanwhile, could be back in central defense alongside Markus Holgersson, with Jamison Olave unlikely to make the trip to New England. If Cahill is moved up to forward, the composition of the midfield is anyone's guess. Dax McCarty, who has been out injured for the last several weeks, could make a return. If not, he definitely has a role to play as in-game armchair analyst.

And what about the Revs?  Well, they've recently acquired a certain Juan Agudelo, in return for a few bags of peanuts, from the increasingly ludicrous Chivas USA. Will he play? Who knows? If he does, put your money on him victimizing his old team. That's how we roll.

Taking all of this into account, it's no surprise that our prognosticators are not especially confident. Tom Faust foresees a draw:

Red Bull fans are still floating on a cloud of euphoria after Le Roi Henry's beautiful overhead strike against L'Impact [why not watch again here? - ed.]. But we shouldn't forget the long stretches of uninspired play, Montreal pinning back the Bulls in their own half for a significant portion of the match, the difficulties getting the ball across the halfway line, another boneheaded play by Robles (you're making it tough to be on your side, Luis!) and the fact that we lost a clean sheet and almost threw away a victory in the space of 5 minutes. As we all know, Gillette Stadium is where Red Bull winning streaks go to die. As poor as New England has been, the weight of history tells me that New York should be happy to escape with a 1-1 draw.
 Viper is not feeling a win either...
Once again, I'm not convinced.  Despite the 2-1 home victory against Montreal, capped by Thierry Henry's super golazo, the Red Bulls had their backs to the wall for most of the game. As a Red Bulls fan, I have to take into account that Gillette stadium has been a House of Horrors for the Red Bulls. I can recall many a game where the Red Bulls have turned certain victory into a draw, or defeat, there and a couple of fantastic own golazos (Mendes & Ream) also come to mind. The Revs looked like the worst team in the league not to long ago when they came down to RBA, but I'm thinking they'll be up for this one. Also, does anyone, besides the Red Bulls Optimist, really believe that our glorious side can taste victory four fixtures in a row?  Not me, but I'll stop short of calling this one a certain loss.  I'm gonna predict a 1-1 draw and a great point in our march to Supporter's Shield glory.
I'd love to think we'll get a draw, but suspect that we'll find a way to crawl back home without any points. 2-1 to New England, with a pair of goals by the aforementioned Bengtson.

The game is being shown locally on MSG and kicks off at 7:30pm. For those traveling up, prepare for disappointment and  bring your pepper spray shields!


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Friday, May 10, 2013

RBNY vs Montreal Impact: Thierry Henry Est Le Roi

Thierry Henry is The King! He's a magician and the best player that our League has ever had (sorry Becks). What else can be said? His two goals were enough to win this game and the second of those two goals, among his very best at our club, was certainly worth the price of an RBNY season ticket. The great Dan Dickinson has a fantastic match report, with the Good & the Bad and some great quotes from the players after the game. Here are my observations:

Despite the massive "6 point" victory, I'm still not convinced about anything regarding this team. It seemed to me that the Red Bulls were pinned back into their own half for most of the game. AT HOME! That's fucking unacceptable! Might a great #10 creative midfielder be needed to provide magic balls to the forwards and relieve the pressure on the backline? Hmmmmm???

Luis Robles. You gotta be fucking kidding me dude! He gives the ball away at the top of his box and - boom - Montreal have an added time lifeline. It was a complete miracle that the post and linesman saved us in the dying moments of this one.

Please click on the video on top for the usual drunken comments and predictions, this time featuring some special guest commentary from a couple of UK visitors. Please click here for part II, which features an outrageous "inside source" rumour on the next RBNY Designated Player. Please click here for my photo album (slide show here). Please click here for a fantastic photo album from Matt Kremkau (slide show here) You can also click here for my take of the Thierry Henry Golazo, from section 133, row 15.

That's all for me. Hope to see you all soon @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper is out!

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Friday, April 26, 2013

Dax-less Bulls Take Off to the Great White North

After a two-game homestand that saw the New York Red Bulls split contests with Sporting Kansas City and the New England Revolution, it's back on the road. This time, RBNY will make its second trip of the year north of the border, visiting Toronto FC at BMO Field. Over the past few seasons, the Red Bulls have had Toronto's number, beating them handily in Harrison and getting generally respectable results in Ontario as well. But this year's TFC is a slightly different animal. Gone are most of the big names who underperformed for the Reds in recent years. Younger, homegrown players like Ashtone Morgan and Doneil Henry are starting to have an impact on the senior level, while Robert Earnshaw brought some badly-needed scoring bite from England and has arguably been the league's most dangerous striker during the early months of the season.

On top of all that, Ryan Nelsen has been a bit of a stabilizing influence for a franchise that has traditionally made the Red Bulls look like a model of stability. The Reds' only Achilles heel in the early part of the season has been their tendency to surrender late goals and turn wins into draws. With a number of road games coming up, they have to be disappointed not to have taken more than seven points in seven games. By contrast, the Red Bulls, for all their struggles, are currently in a playoff position, albeit with two more matches played than TFC.

Mike Petke had to be heartened by the four goal outburst against New England last weekend, but any sense of satisfaction has to be tempered by the fact that RBNY will need to find a way to get through the game at BMO without two key cogs in the midfield. The usually reliable Dax McCarty, is now out for at least two games with a quad injury, while Juninho misses one more game through suspension after pegging Jimmy Nielsen with his best free kick of the season.

Expect Petke to drop Tim Cahill deeper to compensate for the absence of McCarty and Juninho. We may also get a second look at a player like Marius Obekop with midfield options so limited. Peguy Luyindula is likely to be fit again to face TFC. Whether his finishing has improved is another question, but RBNY will not be short of options up front, with Henry and Fabian Espindola also available.

Jamison Olave was well enough to play the final ten minutes of the New England game, so he seems to have recovered from the injury scare he suffered against Kansas City. Look for him to be paired again with Markus Holgersson. The speedy Earnshaw must be salivating at the thought of facing two such lumbering centerbacks.

The match is an early kickoff, and will be shown locally on MSG at 2pm ET.

Onto the predictions!

Tom Faust is feeling a draw:
As exciting as it was to see the Red Bulls score four goals against the Revs, I'll be mighty surprised if we can string together two offensive performances like that. Keep in mind that the Revs were knocking at the door for much of the second half, so it was not the dominant game some would like it to be. I have not seen much of TFC this year, but if they're relying on Jeremy Hall for goals, they can't be in real strong shape. I am a bit worried about Earnshaw. He's the type of pesky, scrappy striker that can work our back four to death and slip in for some garbage goals. No idea what lineup we'll see as Peguy is healthy again. Hopefully, Toronto will be a bit worn out from Wednesday's Canadian Cup game, but I'm going to maintain an even keel here and call for a 2-2 draw. We'll get one from Espindola and one from - what the heck? - the Man of Steele.
Viper is in agreement:
Let's not let the goleada against the Revs fool us. If Revs players had taken the chances they should have, we could have possibly lost that game. The midfield still doesn't convince me, never mind our backline. Also, this is an away game and we usually suck away. That said, I'm not going to be totally pessimistic and predict a loss. I'm going to say we come out of Toronto with a draw, maybe 1-1.
I hate for all of us to agree, but it's hard to see how RBNY can get all three points out of this one with its central midfield basically absent. I'll go for a 0-0 bore draw. And that wouldn't be a terrible result, all things considered.

That's it for now. COYRB!



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Monday, April 22, 2013

RBNY vs Revolution: Remembrance & Victory

On a day that will be remembered for MLS Supporters Unity, the New York Red Bulls routed the New England Revolution by a 4-1 margin. The day began with a unified contingent of RBNY and Rev Supporters marching to The Cathedral of Football in a show of solidarity with the city of Boston, the recent scene of a despicable terrorist attack that left several dead and scores injured. The emotional opening ceremonies included the teams marching out to 'Dirty Water' and a moment of silence to remember the victims. Then it was time to get down to business.

The first eight minutes saw a Red Bulls goal, a Red Bulls own goal, then another Red Bulls goal (McCarty, Barklage & Espindola, respectively). After a pretty good RBNY 1st half, the teams went into the locker rooms with that 2-1 scoreline. The first 30 minutes of the second half would see the Red Bulls, inexplicably, allow Revs to dictate most of the play. This spell would be all Revs and the Red Bulls will consider themselves lucky to not have conceded one, or even two goals. Despite the massive Revs pressure, Thierry 'Le Roi' Henry would score another of his patented golazos and put the game effectively out of our opponent's reach. Jonny 'The Man Of' Steele added an insurance goal, late in the match, and the rout was complete.

A much needed victory, although not very convincing. Several Rev players cut through the RBNY backline like butter and only poor finishing by them kept us in the game. Tim Cahill, once again, missed a sitter and, for unknown reasons, was substituted in the 60th minute. That said, Tim had a pretty good game, in the center of midfield, otherwise and we all look forward to him starting to bang them in on a regular basis. Eric Alexander, Jonny Steele and (super-sub) Lloyd Sam had pretty good games as well, Espindola returned to his scoring ways and Henry is still Henry. Even 'Rocket' Roy Miller looked, dare I say it, competent (and for the third straight game too). The future's so bright we gotta wear shades!

Please click on the video, on top, for outrageous drunken comments and predictions. Please click here for my photo album (slide show here). Here's a great photo album, courtesy of Bob Larson (slide show here).

That's it for me! Hope to see you all soon @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper is outta here!

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Saturday, April 6, 2013

On the Road Again: Red Bulls Visit Chicago House of Horrors

Wille Nelson Loves Being on the Road. The Red Bulls Don't.
Like Willie Nelson, the Red Bulls can't wait to get back on the road again. OK maybe not, considering their general futility away from Red Bull Arena in recent times. Take away last year's 3-0 win in Philly (the final game of the 2012 regular season) and New York hasn't taken a full three points in an away game since May. That's coming up on a year.

The powers that be at MLS, in their infinite wisdom, have given the Red Bulls multiple chances to turn their bad road form around early in the 2013 season, handing them five of seven matches away from Harrison to start the campaign. Isn't that nice? The run of road games includes Sunday's visit to Chicago and next weekend's visit to RFK. So thanks for that, I guess, Mr. Schedule Maker.

An optimist might argue that getting all of the tricky road fixtures out of the way early will set RBNY up nicely, with a nice run of home matches to come when it matters most - at the end of the season. The flip side of that argument is that the team runs the danger of falling off the pace early and has to scramble the rest of the season just to make up lost ground on the conference leaders. While last Saturday's big home win against Philly helped calm fans' nerves a bit, a failure to get maximum points from at least one of the next two matches could have alarm bells ringing again. Hardly the easiest of starts for Mike Petke.

Making matters worse, the Red Bulls have been notoriously awful at Toyota Park, having never won a game in Bridgeview. They may never have a better opportunity to rectify matters than they do now. Chicago has stumbled out of the gate, earning just one point through four games and has scored just a single goal this season, while surrendering nine. Former Red Bull Joel Lindpere will likely be suiting up for the first time against his former club, and wouldn't it just be our luck if the Estonian assassin were to notch a couple of goals on Sunday?

Thierry Henry, having recovered well enough from his leg injury to score the stunning go-ahead goal against Philly that saw him win MLS Goal of the Week honors (no wacky ballot box stuffing this time), is likely to play on Sunday, as is Tim Cahill, who has been playing through pain. Miidfielder Juninho should also feature in Petkes plans, but question marks still linger over the health of Fabian Espindola.

For more good stuff on this weekend's matchup, Once a Metro and Fire blog Hot Time Old Town exchanged questions here.

On to predictions!

Viper feels confident - well sorta, for him anyway:
You'd think that the Red Bulls away game at Chicago should be three easy points, against a team that's dead last in the Eastern Conference standings (1 point in 4 games).  Well, not so fast.  The stats will show that the Red Bulls have NEVER won at Toyota Park.  Much like Gillette Stadium, Toyota Park has been a house of horrors for the Red Bulls, where they've managed to snatch losses and draws from certain victory.  That said, there has never been a better time for RBNY to break the curse.  Chicago just totally sucks right now.  Henry, Espindola and Cahill should be fully healed and ready to git stuck in.  Peguy Luyindula has had another week to shake off the rust and will be desperate to score his first RBNY goal.  I'm thinking 2-0 to the Red Bulls (although a "That's So Metro" loss wouldn't surprise me either). 
 Tom Faust is also wellspring of optimism:
The Petke Era has left a lot to be desired, despite the first half vs. Portland and the domination of DC. As the coach himself stated, it was good to get a win vs. Philly, but the team did not play very well and the fans - as usual - are left waiting for the greatest team on paper to hit on all cylinders. 
I haven't seen Chicago play at all, but with 1 point from 4 games and a -8 goal differential... well, if I don't feel good about the Red Bulls' chances this weekend, I never will. I'm calling a 2-1 win for Red Bull with Cahill getting off the schneid and a second from whatever unexpected healthy body Petke throws up front. The Fire's tally will come courtesy of Joel Lindpere. 
I'd love to feel as positive as they do, but I just can't. Every time the Red Bulls seem primed for a strong road performance they blow it. They're playing in Chicago, where they've never experienced anything but disappointment. And New York has a knack for playing the role of MLS slump buster, making even mediocre teams look pretty damn good. So as much as I'd love to jump on the positivity bandwagon I'm going to predict a 3-1 loss.

The big match kicks off at 5pm ET on ESPN2.
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Monday, April 1, 2013

RBNY vs Philadelphia Union: Owned Again!

On the strength of a Dax McCarty early 2nd half goal, and a Thierry Henry late 2nd half golazo, the New York Red Bulls once again put the Philadelphia Union to the sword @The Cathedral of Football.

A scoreless first half, full of ridiculous missed chances (Peguy, I'm looking at you), was forgotten rather quickly, as the Red Bulls took the lead through their dimunitive redheaded midfield maestro. Several other missed opportunities later and the Union took advantage. Connor Casey, who's been having field days against the Red Bulls for years now, headed in a goal in 63rd minute and the Red Bulls were set to drop more points. Unfortunately for the Union, 60th minute super-sub DP Thierry Henry (who came in for a fatigued & injured Tim Cahill) had other plans.

The legendary Frenchman, not yet fully recovered from an MCL Sprain, willed the Red Bulls to victory with one of his trademark magic strikes. Henry took a low Peguy Luyindula cross with his right thigh and struck a left footed volley just inside the right goal post. A fantastic goal (justly nominated for MLS Goal of The Week) that has the punters debating if it could be his RBNY career best ever strike. The Red Bulls held on and three massive points were ours. Another hapless outing for the Union @The Cathedral of Football (not that I'm complaining). Sorry SOB's, but: Rivalry? What Rivalry? Ha, ha!

Please click on the video top for half-time comments and video from my field seats experience. Please click here for my photo album (slide show here). Please click here for a nice set, courtesy of Matt Kremkau (slide show here) and click here for a massive set from Soccer Long Island Magazine (slide show here).

I wasn't able to partake in the South Ward fun this game, as I won an hMAG contest and had seats right on the field. From this great vantage point, I was able to see several unbelievable RBNY missed chances close up, as well as several bad calls by the linesman that was on my side. One of these involved Markus Holgersson kicking the ball out of bounds, off a Philadelphia player. The lino called for a Union throw-in, which directly led to Connor Casey's goal.

Anyway, the good people at hMAG were even able to get my kid (and his friend) to walk out with the team and partake in the National Anthem ceremony. Needless to day, the lad was chuffed and over the moon. Make sure to follow hMag on Twitter for your chance to win.

That's it for me! I hope to see you all next time @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper is outtahere!

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Friday, March 29, 2013

Sub Watch: Game 5


Unfortunately, this Graphic Describes neither the Red Bulls nor My Contest Idea

First off, an update on the SUB WATCH predictor contest. While I knew it would be incredibly popular, I had no idea that it would garner TWO entries! Okay, so my eyes may have been bigger than my stomach on this one but, all the same, shame you. Shame on all of you. This is why we can’t have nice things. I refuse to prolong this farce so will pre-empt things by awarding a participation beverage to both entrants,  Matt Kremkau and James Justice. Thanks, guys and congratulations! Winning always feels great, right? DM me on Twitter to claim your prizes.

Two-Week Recap
Moving on. Two games have taken place since the last SUB WATCH, from which the Red Bulls garnered a single point in the home draw with DC. While there hasn’t been any scoring from New York, there has been plenty of sub action, and those who followed the SUB WATCH advice have raked in some cash.

As a reminder, SUB WATCH told you to Hold Jonny Steele, Buy Moreno and Lade, and take the Under at 80’. Lo and behold, against DC, Young Connor Lade entered the game in the 89th minute, replacing Eric Alexander, and Moreno came in at 92’ for Monsieur Henry. They were preceded by Juninho at 68’ for Steele. That’s 3 for 4, kids. If you did not come away a winner, you have only yourself to blame.

Much like the Red Bulls, the results were not as strong from the Montreal match. Once again, YCL was subbed in, replacing Steele at 69’. Josue Martinez and Lloyd Same saw action at 79’ and 83’ respectively.

More for the punters below, but let’s take a closer look at what’s happening in terms of sub production for each game.

SCUM
Eric Alexander had a standout game in the midfield, stat-wise, completing 28 of 33 passes (85%), including 2 “key passes.” He also had two shots, though off target. YCL was going to be hard-pressed to perform similarly, especially coming on so late in the game. He really had no statistically significant production, going 0 for 3 on dribbles and 0 for 1 on passing. The only category where Lade came close to matching Alexander was in “tackle and possession lost,” where he racked up 5 compared to Alexander’s 7 in a fraction of the minutes.

The competition between Jonny Steele and Juninho was MUCH fiercer. Steele had a very active day, completing 27 of 37 passes (72%), 2 of 5 successful crosses, 2 key passes and 2 shots (off target.) Juninho was up to the task, completing 18 of 21 passes (86%!) with 1 key pass and 1 successful cross. The Brazilian did pick up a yellow card as well. However, he was better in keeping possession, only losing the ball on 6 tackles (1 loss per 6 minutes) compared to Steele’s 14 (1 per 4.9 mn).

As for Moreno replacing Henry, I’ll let the heat maps tell the tale:

Henry
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L'IMPACT
In the great white north, Steele again had a very active game, going 22 of 32 on passes, but had possession troubles again, losing the ball 13 times in 69 minutes of action—nearly identical to the DC game. He also picked up a yellow. YCL was much better this game, going 9 for 12 on passes (75%) and only losing the ball 3 times on tackles.

In his debut appearance, Peguy impressed with an efficient if not flashy game. This was born out by the stats, where he went 21 of 24 on passes, an 87.5% success rate, beating Juninho’s DC performance. He also had 4 shots (2 on goal).  There’s no way Martinez was going to have that sort of game, but he did well in about 16 minutes of playing time, completing 3 of 4 passes.

Finally, Red Bulls fans saw the return of Lloyd Sam to the pitch, when he subbed in for a busy Eric Alexander. While RBNY didn’t come close to dominating Montreal they way they did DC, you can’t blame Alexander’s work rate: 44 of 54 passes completed, including 1 “through ball;” 3 of 5 successful dribbles and 2 shots, both off target.  Alexander was frequently dispossessed, losing the ball 13 times and picking up a yellow. Sam completed 2 of 3 passes and lost possession once.


For The Punters
So what do the above stats tell us for future money making opportunities? While I must remind you that SUB WATCH is for informational purposes only, and all wagering is at your own risk, I do think there is some good data here.

Juninho clearly had the best performance of all 6 subs, but he should return to the starting lineup soon. That means Jonny Steele and Eric Alexander are the two bench candidates. Between the two, I think Steele is likely to ride the pines, as Petke feels more comfortable with him in a central role, and as a tougher presence late in the game. His work rate, like Alexanders, has been impressive, so his value has increased. STEELE: BUY

What was more noticeable to me was the return of Young Connor Lade. Whether he had a foot in Petke’s doghouse or not, 2 successive appearances after zero in the first two games shows the tide has turned. In fact, he has rocketed to the top of the Sub Minutes Played chart with 31! We may also see him called into defensive action after Barklage’s red card. You can still pick up Lade on the cheap, but not for much longer. LADE: BUY

What of Lloyd Sam? A player who was obviously in the doghouse? I wouldn’t be laying a ton of cash on the Englishman, but was surprised to see him get some time, even with the Red Bulls shorthanded. I say SAM: HOLD

That’s all well and good, but there is better opportunity with Petke. In each of the last two games, he has set new marks for latest first sub, 68’ vs. DC and 69’ vs Montreal.  Could we see 70’ against Philthy? SUB WATCH thinks so. FIRST SUB: OVER 69’

Petke also reversed a trend, with an early last sub at 83’, but the red card may have influenced that. Otherwise, Petke’s final sub has come at minute 92 or higher! Will fans soon be pining for Hans Backe?

Well, that’s all the sub news that’s fit to print. I’ll see you at the Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (Built by Makita) to watch the mighty Red Bulls defeat Philthadelphia. SUB WATCH, out!

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Throwback Tuesday: We Are The MetroStars

Hello there RBNY fans! Happy Holidays to you all! It's the first day of Passover and, I'm told, we're right in the midst of Lent as well (with Easter right around the corner). Regarding that other "Religion" that is "The Beautiful Game", the US Men's National Team (coming off the now legendary Snow Bowl that took place last week) will take on a desperate Mexican National Team today, at the aways imposing Azteca.

As for Red Bulls fans, there is the matter of this coming Saturday's massive home fixture. The Philadelphia Union boys, with their Son's of Ben "The Movie" Supporter's Group (ok, ok, - try hard not to laugh), pay a visit to the Cathedral of Football (rivalry? What rivalry?). Nevermind who the opponent is - We're in dire need of points, thanks to a classic "That's So Metro" start (2 points from 4 games) to the 2013 season. Our glorious club has managed to squander certain victory not once, but twice on the road, then managed to draw 0-0 in our home opener (letting a massive amount of clear-cut chances going to waste). A 1-0 loss to Montreal, that wasn't a historic hammering only because of poor finishing by the Québécois side, and we find ourselves at the bottom end of the Eastern Conference standings.

But nevermind all that! It's time to kick back, relax and re-live the "Good Ol' Days of The Metro". Click on the video above and find yourself back in 1996, with countdown clocks, shoot-outs, a carvernous stadium (with a rock hard synthetic pitch), crap management and (mostly) crap players (league-wide, I mean ;). You might even wonder aloud as to how many people in that video would believe that, 17 season on, the NY/NJ MetroBulls would still be without an MLS Cup (or US Open Cup, for that matter). You can click here for Part II and click here for part III. Enjoy!

Finally, a big thanks to the League for not purchasing the Cosmos identity back in 1996, when it was made available. It's a good thing too, because several of your other teams needed company with the ridiculous names and kits that Nike came up with. Plus, you saved what? $5 million? Your long-term vision is unequaled! Thanks also to the great Dave Martinez, of Empire of Soccer and Seeing Red NY fame, for getting me to dig this masterpiece out of my garage, where it had been in storage and all but forgotten.

Hope to see you all this coming Saturday @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper is outta here!

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Friday, March 22, 2013

Desperate Red Bulls Limp Into Montreal

Peguy Luyindula Has Signed. Will He Start?
Following a home opener that saw the New York Red Bulls dominate proceedings but emerge with just a single point for their efforts, Mike Petke's men go back on the road again to face the red-hot Montreal Impact, who boast a perfect record through three games. As RBNY travels north across the border, they also do so without a single designated player. Thierry Henry is suffering from a sprained MCL after a collision with James Riley on Saturday, while Tim Cahill will be away on international duty with Australia. Meanwhile, Petke is unsure if he will start Juninho on the rock-hard artificial turf at Olympic Stadium.

Andy Roxburgh and the front office have been busy signing new players, though it's anyone's guess where they've gotten all of these international slots. Ex-PSG striker Peguy Luyindula, Brazilian forward Rafinha and Cameroonian midfielder Marius Obekop all inked deals this week, but it's hard to imagine any of them getting their first start in Montreal. Then again, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Perhaps more surprisingly, RBNY announced just this morning that they have signed well-traveled MLS veteran keeper Kevin Hartman. Luis Robles had a solid game against DC, though in all honesty he didn't have much to do. In the season's first two matches, however, he had been less than stellar, so this move makes sense - especially if the expected return of Ryan Meara from long-term injury has been pushed back.

All in all, it's hardly the best of scenarios for New York, who have shown some moments of real quality over the first three games, only to be let down by poor finishing, lousy luck, and some unpardonable mental lapses. An optimist might recall that the Red Bulls were without a number of key players during the early part of the 2012 campaign and still went on their best run of the season. Could it happen again? Petke had better hope so. It's very early days, but RBNY cannot afford to fall too far off the pace. Three points at the Big O would go a long way toward calming fans' nerves and setting things up nicely for the visit of Philadelphia Union next weekend.

In the meantime, let's take a moment to praise the team's performance against DC. During the second half in particular United had its back against the wall, and was extremely fortunate to emerge with a point. If not for some stubborn goalposts and desperate goal line defending, it would have been a comfortable Red Bulls victory. Also heartening was the solid display at the back. Markus Holgersson, starting for the first time this season alongside Jamison Olave, may have had his best game since arriving in New York. Petke has clearly put a bug in his ear about being more aggressive in one-on-one defending, and it paid off against DC. Now if he can just work on his passing...

Onto the predictions from our team...

Tom Faust doesn't foresee complete disaster:
While coming away from the home opener with only a point and no goals was disappointing, in retrospect, it was one of the most dominating games RBNY has played in recent memory. I hope that mindset and teamwork will stick, but still think we'll be lucky to take a pint from an on-form Impact team. I do think that we'll break the dam with a 2-2 draw.
 But Viper is expecting the worst:
As the winless Red Bulls will be visiting the hottest team in MLS right now (Montreal) I don't know that I can predict anything but a loss.  That's before you factor in the fact that both RBNY DP's will be missing from this one.  I'm hoping that Peguy Luyindula will take Henry's spot and that Juninho can get us a free kick goal, or two.  That said, I'm going to predict a 2-1 loss and a continuation of the winless streak.  Of course, I hope I'm wrong but I have to be realistic. 
I'd love to predict three points, but have to agree with Viper. Everything seems to be conspiring against this team at the moment. I expect RBNY to put up a valiant fight but fall 2-1 to Montreal. But despair not, Red Bulls fans - they will bounce back next week against Philadelphia, who have yet to earn a point in Harrison.

Finally, please please please submit your choices for our Sub Watch Predictor Contest by Saturday for a chance to drink free suds at Red Bull Arena with our own Tom Faust.

That's it for now. The match kicks off at 4:30PM on Saturday, and will be shown locally on MSG, with the pregame show starting at 4PM.


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Sunday, March 17, 2013

Red Bulls vs DC United: Firing Blanks

And we're back! The season opener here at last and a chance to stick an early season dagger into the DC scum. Unfortunately, it was not to be as the NY Red Bulls and DC United played to a dissapointing (to Red Bulls fans) 0-0 draw on a cold, wintry day @The Cathedral of Football.

The pre-game festivities (motor cross, skydivers and fireworks) were, as usual, top-notch, but the botched National Anthem proved to be a harbinger of thing to come.

This game featured everything but a goal. The first half featured plenty of bad play, with players inexplicably letting easy balls go out of bounds, touches that were seen on a regular basis back in 1996 (Savarese-like touches for all you old school Metro fans) and errant passes galore. There was also some really good play and lots of chances (and half-chances) were created by RBNY. DC was, largely, kept in check and a dominant RBNY really should have had one, or two goals at the break.

The second half was all Red Bulls and how the ball didn't end up in the back of the DC net is beyond me. It was total Red Bulls domination, with Espindola, Henry, Alexander and Cahill all wasting chances that should have made this one a historic goleada. It was not to be, however, and at the the final whistle we were left with a 0-0 that felt like a loss. Two points dropped against an opponent that had but one good chance the whole game, was not a good way to start it all off at home. In the words of the great Mike Petke, “You have those days. And it sucks."

Was there something positive about this game? Well, besides the hard fought point, there was the complete absence of one Costa Rican left back (whose name should not be spoken out loud). But nevermind that "addition by subtraction" - the play of one Markus Holgersson was the most positive thing (for me) about this game. A Holgersson/Olave center back tandem not only paid big dividends with great defensive play, but allowed Heath Pearce to take the left back spot. With Brandon Barklage on the right, and the tenacious Dax McCarty (my Man of The Match) in front of the center backs, the defensive line was (dare I say it) rock solid. I liked what I saw and we can all only hope there is more of this to come.

Please click on the video top for pre-game and half-time comments. Please click here for post-game comments. Please click here for my photo album (slide show here). You can also click here for a very nice album, courtesy of Matt Kremkau (slide show here).

Despite the dissapointing draw, a great time was had by all in the South Ward sections! A fantastic Tifo display, as always, lots of flag waving and constant singing through the match (although I'm sure Don Garber wasn't pleased with one "fan favorite" - but what else is new). The Supporters did their part but, unfortunately, revenge wasn't ours on this cold, snowy day. Onwards to Montreal now and (hopefully) three points to the good.

Hope to see you all next time @The Cathedral of Football, Red Bull Arena (built by Makita). The big viper is out!
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Thursday, March 14, 2013

SUB WATCH: Game 2

Random RBNY Player for no Particular Reason

Two games. One Point. Six Subs. From the SUB WATCH perspective, that’s the season in a nutshell. Hmm… Almost feels like I’m forgetting some interesting developments… Oh well, onward we go with a look at what transpired with the San Jose subs, what that implies for the home opener, and a SUB WATCH contest! Please don’t think this contest violates my long-standing guidance: SUB WATCH is for informational purposes only. Wager at your own risk!

SAN JOSE
You knew that subs were going to be important for New York’s second trip out to the West Coast in as many weeks. This was only compounded by an injury to Juninho and the somewhat puzzling decision to play chicken with a huge winter storm after the previous week’s travel woes. Even worse? A 10:00 pm ET start on the first day of Daylight Savings Time! It’s almost as if someone in the league office has a vendetta against the Red Bulls! *cough* Garber *cough* NY2 *cough*

Ahem. Anyhooo… Red Bull fans saw a lineup wrinkle right off the bat with Game 1 subs Jonny Steele and Eric Alexander inserted into the starting XI. Steele had Juninho’s big shoes to fill while Alexander ran the right flank.

Alexander proved Petke’s hunch was right when Henry put a ball into the box that he crushed into the back of the net on a beautiful volley. Hey! That’s 1 goal from a sub in just 2 games!

The Opta Chalkboard tells us that In Game 1, Juninho was successful on 34 of 48 (70%) passes and successful on 1 of 2 dribbles. SUB WATCH expected that Steele would be less active than the Brazilian, and that proved out, going 24 for 30 on passes with zero successful dribbles. The lesson here? As always, the value of stats in soccer is dubious.

If anything, Petke’s subs only obscured the race for SMP leader as he reversed the previous week’s moves, bringing Bover on for Steele at 69' and Kimura on for Alexander at 87'. Neither was very productive. As RBNY found their backs against the wall, Bover made only 2 passes and, while he came in late, Kimura’s stat sheet is straight zeros for every meaningful category.

Let’s see... I remember Moreno coming in at the end. Let me check who he subbed out. Oh, yeah! Our good friend, Roy Miller. With the departure of Victor Palsson last year, Miller is returning to form with a strong early bid for He Who Must Not Be Named status. After an epic debacle that has been thoroughly recounted elsewhere, Petke closed the barn door after the cows were in the field by sending Moreno onto the pitch at 92'.

FOR THE PUNTERS

  • Average subs per game: 3
  • Average substitution time: 80
  • Season Low Sub: 66’ Game 1
  • Season High First Sub: 69’ Game 2
  • Season High Last Sub: 93’ Game 1
  • SMP Leader: Jonny Steele, 26 (updated to reflect Game 1 added time)

And now, some thoughts on betting opportunities as we head into the home opener.

Not a lot of data to go on after two games, but you have to think that Jonny Steel and Amando (Don’t Call Him Armando) Moreno would seem to have the biggest upside. For Steele, a lot depends on Juninho’s calf. Moreno, on the other hand, seems like a no brainer as you can get him on the cheap. STEELE: HOLD,  MORENO: BUY

The question loyal SUB WATCH readers must be asking is “Where the heck is Young Connor Lade???” Two games without a single minute played is inconceivable to all who watched him last year. I doubt Lade is in Petke’s doghouse, but perhaps he was a better fit in Backe’s system. Regardless, SUB WATCH says it is only a matter of time before YCL returns to the pitch. LADE: BUY

Finally, the over/under jumped from 77.33' to 80'. In comparison, after 2 games last year, Backe had used one fewer sub but the over/under sat at just 69.5'. Again, a tough call this early but SUB WATCH sees Petke taking a more cautious approach to subs than the fans may have expected. That said, 80’ is fairly high, so we’re taking the UNDER.


SUB WATCH PREDICTOR CONTEST
I thought I’d see what SUB WATCH readers think about who will emerge as the RBNY super sub this year. But a poll is bit boring. Instead, I've devised the greatest Red Bulls substitution-based contest ever! Here’s the 5 categories:
  1. Sub Minutes Played leader at halfway point of the season. Player and minutes. That’s MLS league games only for the 1st 17 games, ending with and including away at Philly on June 23. (e.g. Kimura, 98)
  2. SMP full season leader
  3. Most productive sub at halfway point. 2 points for goals, one for assists. (e.g. Alexander, 2 pts)
  4. Most productive sub full season
  5. Most subbed player full season. Total times subbed out—not fewest minutes. (e.g. Roy Miller, 17)

Sub minutes include added extra time, as reported by the league

Here’s the deal: Reply in the comments to this SUB WATCH column BEFORE Saturday, March 23, with responses to ALL FIVE categories  One submission per reader. There will be one winner in each category. Each winner will receive, paid for by SUB WATCH, 1 large beverage of their choice at Red Bull Arena, at a time of SUB WATCH's choosing.

So put on your thinking caps and get to predictin’ already! SUB WATCH will see you Saturday at Red Bull Arena!


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